{"id":135,"date":"2010-11-21T21:13:12","date_gmt":"2010-11-22T05:13:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zapnow.ws\/quelle_merde\/?p=135"},"modified":"2010-11-21T21:13:12","modified_gmt":"2010-11-22T05:13:12","slug":"you-took-too-long-at-the-puzzle-store","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zapnow.ws\/quelle_merde\/2010\/11\/you-took-too-long-at-the-puzzle-store\/","title":{"rendered":"you took too long at the puzzle store"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"100%\" height=\"81\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/player.soundcloud.com\/player.swf?url=http%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F7261873&amp;secret_url=false\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"100%\" height=\"81\" src=\"http:\/\/player.soundcloud.com\/player.swf?url=http%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F7261873&amp;secret_url=false\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\"><\/embed><\/object> <span><a href=\"http:\/\/soundcloud.com\/zapsmackos\/whomp-raccune-glitter-beard\">Whomp Raccune &#8211; Glitter Beard<\/a> by <a href=\"http:\/\/soundcloud.com\/zapsmackos\">zapsmackos<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span><a href=\"http:\/\/zapnow.ws\/quelle_merde\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/1267723457403310.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-139\" title=\"1267723457403310\" src=\"http:\/\/zapnow.ws\/quelle_merde\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/1267723457403310.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"318\" height=\"500\" srcset=\"https:\/\/zapnow.ws\/quelle_merde\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/1267723457403310.jpg 318w, https:\/\/zapnow.ws\/quelle_merde\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/1267723457403310-190x300.jpg 190w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 318px) 100vw, 318px\" \/><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span><a href=\"http:\/\/zapnow.ws\/quelle_merde\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/tumblr_kz23thKe4a1qbokf1o1_500_large.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-146\" title=\"tumblr_kz23thKe4a1qbokf1o1_500_large\" src=\"http:\/\/zapnow.ws\/quelle_merde\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/tumblr_kz23thKe4a1qbokf1o1_500_large.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"467\" height=\"700\" srcset=\"https:\/\/zapnow.ws\/quelle_merde\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/tumblr_kz23thKe4a1qbokf1o1_500_large.jpg 467w, https:\/\/zapnow.ws\/quelle_merde\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/tumblr_kz23thKe4a1qbokf1o1_500_large-200x300.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 467px) 100vw, 467px\" \/><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<h3>It was the best of times, I wish someone had told me.<\/h3>\n<p><span><a href=\"http:\/\/zapnow.ws\/quelle_merde\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/12_10_2008_0400005001223825902_peter_coulson.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-145\" title=\"12_10_2008_0400005001223825902_peter_coulson\" src=\"http:\/\/zapnow.ws\/quelle_merde\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/12_10_2008_0400005001223825902_peter_coulson.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"600\" srcset=\"https:\/\/zapnow.ws\/quelle_merde\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/12_10_2008_0400005001223825902_peter_coulson.jpg 600w, https:\/\/zapnow.ws\/quelle_merde\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/12_10_2008_0400005001223825902_peter_coulson-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/zapnow.ws\/quelle_merde\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/12_10_2008_0400005001223825902_peter_coulson-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span><a href=\"http:\/\/zapnow.ws\/quelle_merde\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/1228943754.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-144\" title=\"1228943754\" src=\"http:\/\/zapnow.ws\/quelle_merde\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/1228943754.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"554\" height=\"800\" srcset=\"https:\/\/zapnow.ws\/quelle_merde\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/1228943754.png 554w, https:\/\/zapnow.ws\/quelle_merde\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/1228943754-207x300.png 207w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 554px) 100vw, 554px\" \/><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span><a href=\"http:\/\/zapnow.ws\/quelle_merde\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/015.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-147\" title=\"015\" src=\"http:\/\/zapnow.ws\/quelle_merde\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/015.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"498\" height=\"332\" srcset=\"https:\/\/zapnow.ws\/quelle_merde\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/015.jpg 498w, https:\/\/zapnow.ws\/quelle_merde\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/015-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 498px) 100vw, 498px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span><a href=\"http:\/\/zapnow.ws\/quelle_merde\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/052010pod07.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-143\" title=\"Afghanistan US\" src=\"http:\/\/zapnow.ws\/quelle_merde\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/052010pod07.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"959\" height=\"639\" srcset=\"https:\/\/zapnow.ws\/quelle_merde\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/052010pod07.jpg 959w, https:\/\/zapnow.ws\/quelle_merde\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/052010pod07-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 959px) 100vw, 959px\" \/><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<h3>Take me out to breakfast with a machete.<\/h3>\n<p><span><a href=\"http:\/\/zapnow.ws\/quelle_merde\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/TheClownsLastSupper.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-142\" title=\"TheClownsLastSupper\" src=\"http:\/\/zapnow.ws\/quelle_merde\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/TheClownsLastSupper.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"750\" height=\"374\" srcset=\"https:\/\/zapnow.ws\/quelle_merde\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/TheClownsLastSupper.jpg 750w, https:\/\/zapnow.ws\/quelle_merde\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/TheClownsLastSupper-300x149.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 750px) 100vw, 750px\" \/><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span><a href=\"http:\/\/zapnow.ws\/quelle_merde\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/timallen78mug1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-141\" title=\"timallen78mug1\" src=\"http:\/\/zapnow.ws\/quelle_merde\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/timallen78mug1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"575\" height=\"750\" srcset=\"https:\/\/zapnow.ws\/quelle_merde\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/timallen78mug1.jpg 575w, https:\/\/zapnow.ws\/quelle_merde\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/timallen78mug1-230x300.jpg 230w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 575px) 100vw, 575px\" \/><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span><a 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